Thursday, October 25, 2007

PSA on Cats, Paternity Tests & Picasso





This drawing depicts why people shouldn't own cats.

Cats get spoiled by humans and as we all know: spoiled= bad behavior. Hence, these cats are likely to become deviants who end up in bar fights wherein, their eyes are likely to get poked out and they are forced to wear eye-patches that will invariably keep them out of the workforce (unless they are clever enough to attribute the eye-patch to lazy eye-- which, they aren't. ) thereby creating a social epidemic in the animal kingdom.

Also, cat's make people weird.




The next great reality show:




Which Kid Is Not The Father's?


Please, you know you'd watch it.




I tried to be Picasso-esque...



...But ended up drawing something that looks like a man eating the nose of another man, while the man he probably used to eat the nose of stands angrily in the background.

Eating the nose is not a metaphor (that I know of anyway).

1 comment:

prachel said...

cats do not make people "weird." talking to Blokazoids from Planet Turgok does.