On Christmas day, Santa comes home feeling extra grotesque due to his massive consumption of sugary treats. He use to cry, and binge, and call Richard Simmons to complain about how unfair life is... that is, until Mrs. Clause started the Christmas-Morning-Tradition of having Santa do something that makes him feel pretty again... make porn.
Isn't that how all the great porn stars get started?
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Everyone Should Feel Special on Christmas...
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