Everyone Should Feel Special on Christmas...

On Christmas day, Santa comes home feeling extra grotesque due to his massive consumption of sugary treats. He use to cry, and binge, and call Richard Simmons to complain about how unfair life is... that is, until Mrs. Clause started the Christmas-Morning-Tradition of having Santa do something that makes him feel pretty again... make porn.

Isn't that how all the great porn stars get started?

Complexities of Love

Ms. Pac-Man had no idea why Mr. Pac-Man always had her going through all kinds of mazes to win his love.

It would be nice if someone informed her, that even with all the make-up, Mr. Pac-Man sees her as nothing more that what she really is... a fat chick with no boobs.