Belated Thanksgiving

I did not post all last week as I was on Thanksgiving vacation and therefore away from my post-it filled desk.

As is such, I neglected to do one of those requisite Thanksgiving posts wherein I wish all a good holiday and then say what I'm thankful for, both of which I will do now.

So, without further adieu:

Happy Thanksgiving!

I am thankful that my family is not vegetarian and skews on the not normal side.

Bears!

When he was younger, Johnny both habitually peed in the bed and slept with a teddy bear named "Teddy".

When the nuclear war came and Teddy was both brought to life and made gigantic, well... Teddy let Johnny know he was not cool with all the urine.

iPods, Women & Talent

Deaf people don't like iPods.

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Jamie graduated Magna Cum Laude from an Ivy league school and is a high-power executive at a Fortune 500 company, with excellent benefits and beach-front property in 6 different countries. That's right! Quite a catch!

Except... Jamie is also a dude.

So... there's that.

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Why?

Because I'm THAT talented. That's why.

Sort Of Like A Concept Album...

So, here it is, a multi-panel comic.

It took me almost a week to do, and is really very little like a concept album but... whatever.

In my defense, all panels ARE of the same theme... that's where the concept correlation came.

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WIZARD MEETS BOY

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Mutants & Monuments

Jr so much wanted to be like, and play along with, the rest of the children.

Unfortunately, Jr's mom had slept with a cactus, so Jr was not like the other children.

And the other children did not like "cactus heads."

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One day, there will be a monument built in my honor... not because I did anything great, but simply because I will be self-absorbed enough to build a monument to myself and will subsequently plant rumors all over the world that will make people think said monument is on par with (or better than) Mt. Rushmore.