Monday, November 26, 2007

Belated Thanksgiving

I did not post all last week as I was on Thanksgiving vacation and therefore away from my post-it filled desk.

As is such, I neglected to do one of those requisite Thanksgiving posts wherein I wish all a good holiday and then say what I'm thankful for, both of which I will do now.

So, without further adieu:

Happy Thanksgiving!





I am thankful that my family is not vegetarian and skews on the not normal side.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Bears!




When he was younger, Johnny both habitually peed in the bed and slept with a teddy bear named "Teddy".

When the nuclear war came and Teddy was both brought to life and made gigantic, well... Teddy let Johnny know he was not cool with all the urine.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

iPods, Women & Talent




Deaf people don't like iPods.






Jamie graduated Magna Cum Laude from an Ivy league school and is a high-power executive at a Fortune 500 company, with excellent benefits and beach-front property in 6 different countries. That's right! Quite a catch!


Except... Jamie is also a dude.


So... there's that.







Why?


Because I'm THAT talented. That's why.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Sort Of Like A Concept Album...

So, here it is, a multi-panel comic.

It took me almost a week to do, and is really very little like a concept album but... whatever.

In my defense, all panels ARE of the same theme... that's where the concept correlation came.



WIZARD MEETS BOY














Saturday, November 3, 2007

Mutants & Monuments





Jr so much wanted to be like, and play along with, the rest of the children.


Unfortunately, Jr's mom had slept with a cactus, so Jr was not like the other children.


And the other children did not like "cactus heads."






One day, there will be a monument built in my honor... not because I did anything great, but simply because I will be self-absorbed enough to build a monument to myself and will subsequently plant rumors all over the world that will make people think said monument is on par with (or better than) Mt. Rushmore.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween, Nature and Fish

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!




... even to all the morbidly obese ghosts out there.

Stay strong Bill... stay strong...






Snake and Rabbit met many years ago. They became friends, but Rabbit knew that one day Snake's natural instinct would take over his mind. Snake disagreed, so they made a bet- $20 said Snake would/would not eat Rabbit.

Today, Rabbit won the bet... but lost, in life.






Golfish of the future don't make good pets.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

PSA on Cats, Paternity Tests & Picasso





This drawing depicts why people shouldn't own cats.

Cats get spoiled by humans and as we all know: spoiled= bad behavior. Hence, these cats are likely to become deviants who end up in bar fights wherein, their eyes are likely to get poked out and they are forced to wear eye-patches that will invariably keep them out of the workforce (unless they are clever enough to attribute the eye-patch to lazy eye-- which, they aren't. ) thereby creating a social epidemic in the animal kingdom.

Also, cat's make people weird.




The next great reality show:




Which Kid Is Not The Father's?


Please, you know you'd watch it.




I tried to be Picasso-esque...



...But ended up drawing something that looks like a man eating the nose of another man, while the man he probably used to eat the nose of stands angrily in the background.

Eating the nose is not a metaphor (that I know of anyway).