Friday, January 9, 2009
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Everyone Should Feel Special on Christmas...
On Christmas day, Santa comes home feeling extra grotesque due to his massive consumption of sugary treats. He use to cry, and binge, and call Richard Simmons to complain about how unfair life is... that is, until Mrs. Clause started the Christmas-Morning-Tradition of having Santa do something that makes him feel pretty again... make porn.
Isn't that how all the great porn stars get started?
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Complexities of Love
Monday, November 26, 2007
Belated Thanksgiving
I did not post all last week as I was on Thanksgiving vacation and therefore away from my post-it filled desk.
As is such, I neglected to do one of those requisite Thanksgiving posts wherein I wish all a good holiday and then say what I'm thankful for, both of which I will do now.
So, without further adieu:
I am thankful that my family is not vegetarian and skews on the not normal side.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Bears!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
iPods, Women & Talent
Jamie graduated Magna Cum Laude from an Ivy league school and is a high-power executive at a Fortune 500 company, with excellent benefits and beach-front property in 6 different countries. That's right! Quite a catch!
Except... Jamie is also a dude.
So... there's that.
Why?
Because I'm THAT talented. That's why.